08/18/98

I was at a Squeeze concert with an Asian girl that was supposedly my friend. We were walking in what was like a parking lot and we were talking. My friend was walking on my left, when I noticed Glenn Tilbrook up ahead of me to my right, and Chris Difford up ahead of my friend to the left. They were walking, too, when all of a sudden they stopped, as if they were studying something (like the building??). As we neared them, there was just barely enough room for me and my friend to walk in between them, and as we passed I had to put my hand on Glenn's back and say "pardon" as we inched by. Glenn was wearing a green blazer. Neither of them seemed fazed that we passed them by. After getting out of their earshot, I turned to my friend and said, "OhmiGod! Did you see that?!" She just looked at me funny, apparently she didn't know who they were. I told her they were in Squeeze, the main two guys, the big cahunas. She said, "You should've said something" and I said (jokingly), "yeah, I should've said, 'Take me I'm yours'..." and I proceeded to sing the song ("...because dreams are made of this. Forever there'll be a heaven in your kiss").
Then I was telling my friend about another encounter I had had previously with Squeeze (which was true only in the dream). I was at a Squeeze concert with another friend and we were sitting in the audience long before the concert started, and there were hardly any people there. We were sitting there talking when all of a sudden we saw Glenn come out on the floor and he was looking at the stage (his back to us) with his hands on his hips. I started scrambling to get my program (that an usher had handed me, for free) for him to sign, then started stumbling trying to get out of my seat. By the time I got up and out of the row, he was gone. (I was like, "Dang!")
Then I was going down some steps with the Asian girl, and we ended up in a basement that was like a church fellowship hall. There were several people standing there, talking. One of them was an elderly woman. We heard a commotion coming from the stairway and some people shouting. Reportedly, there had been some criminals in the building that the police were trying to apprehend. As they all came into the room it was apparent that the bad guys had overtaken the policemen. One of the bad guys was holding onto a policeman but he also had his back to the elderly woman, who was standing near the door. She boldly went up to the bad guy and stuck this huge gun in his face and made him let the policeman go. He started to turn around and attack the woman, but before he could reach her, she shot him in the face, around his jaw or mouth. He fell against the wall, in shock, holding onto his mouth and crumpling to the floor. Everyone in the room cheered for the elderly woman. Then all of a sudden the roles were reversed and the elderly woman was the one with the hole in her mouth, and couldn't believe the bad guy had shot her.

**Remember: This is ONLY a DREAM!**