My sister and I were in my living room and Sylvester Stallone was there. He was standing near the desk and was complaining about the "Rocky" series of movies. He was telling us that he had lost a lot of weight after the first movie so he didn't look as "buff" in the second movie, and was a "wimp". My sister and I were listening to him drone on as we were changing clothes, right there in the living room. Sly finished his story and turned dramatically towards the desk. He slammed his fists down on the desk and shouted, "I need more panties! I need more panties! I need more panties!" Some other woman was passing by just as he was saying this, and gave him a really strange look. My sister and I fell to the floor, laughing hysterically. Sly turned around in embarrassment and just hung his head down.

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